1 00:00:07,625 --> 00:00:09,167 [sighs] 2 00:00:11,958 --> 00:00:14,625 Morning, lover. 3 00:00:14,625 --> 00:00:16,750 Round two? 4 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:17,917 Heh. Oh. 5 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:19,667 I think it's 3, But who's counting? 6 00:00:19,667 --> 00:00:21,292 Heh heh. 7 00:00:21,292 --> 00:00:25,500 Sam: I am! It's 4, And ew! 8 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,333 Both of you, Get in here now! 9 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:28,458 Uh-oh. 10 00:00:28,458 --> 00:00:29,625 [banging on wall] 11 00:00:29,625 --> 00:00:32,250 [sirens] 12 00:00:32,250 --> 00:00:35,625 Uh, don't worry. She's just clumsy. 13 00:00:35,625 --> 00:00:38,375 Put some coffee on, Sammy. 14 00:00:38,375 --> 00:00:41,833 You have 4 minutes! 15 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:44,875 4 minutes? 16 00:00:44,875 --> 00:00:47,250 Better make This fast. 17 00:00:47,250 --> 00:00:50,375 The cold and lovely: ♪ sins you do confide ♪ 18 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:57,125 ♪ it keeps you sleeping Through the night ♪ 19 00:00:59,542 --> 00:01:00,750 Ha ha ha! 20 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:04,625 ♪ it gives you somewhere Safe to hide ♪ 21 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:10,750 ♪ you've been Breaking promises ♪ 22 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:14,667 ♪ like breaking bread ♪ 23 00:01:14,667 --> 00:01:15,667 ♪ cutting down Your friends ♪ 24 00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:18,542 Yeah! Ha ha ha! 25 00:01:18,542 --> 00:01:21,542 ♪ so you can Get ahead ♪ 26 00:01:21,542 --> 00:01:25,583 Ha ha ha! 27 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:29,417 ♪ away for free ♪ 28 00:01:29,417 --> 00:01:33,292 ♪ ooh ♪ 29 00:01:33,292 --> 00:01:36,875 Oh, god. 30 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:40,667 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 31 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:41,417 Ohh! 32 00:01:41,417 --> 00:01:42,833 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 33 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:45,500 Ahh. Ha ha ha! 34 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,458 Shh. 35 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:50,458 [both laughing] 36 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:53,000 Sam: This isn't funny! 37 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,125 When I said No words colliding, Were you confused? 38 00:01:54,125 --> 00:01:55,292 Did you think there Was some kind 39 00:01:55,292 --> 00:01:57,625 Of special Hot friend Exclusion? 40 00:01:57,625 --> 00:01:58,750 You think I'm hot? 41 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:01,250 I do. 42 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:04,250 What makes you think You can screw around With my brother? 43 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:07,292 He's got that Fresh puppy smell. I love that. 44 00:02:07,292 --> 00:02:09,875 Aw. He's just A little kid. 45 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:10,583 Trust me, sam. There's nothing Little about-- 46 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:13,250 Stop! 47 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:14,542 Really? You Actually think that? 48 00:02:14,542 --> 00:02:16,875 Huge. 49 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:17,792 What part Of "Stop" did you Not understand? 50 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:20,750 Oh. The stop part. 51 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:21,542 Charlie! 52 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:22,958 Sam, you go to Let it go. 53 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:24,333 I'm 24. 54 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:25,667 I mean, I've been Offered a threesome. 55 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:28,583 Were they hot? 56 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,208 Well, it was two guys At the gym, 57 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:33,417 But it's just nice To be wanted, you know? 58 00:02:33,417 --> 00:02:36,458 The point is I'm not A little kid anymore, ok? 59 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:37,542 Go to your room! 60 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:41,042 This is my room. I sleep on your couch. 61 00:02:41,042 --> 00:02:41,542 Go to your room! 62 00:02:41,542 --> 00:02:43,750 Ok, ok. 63 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:44,958 Aah! 64 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:48,667 Charlie: oh. Ooh! If I can just Move here. 65 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:50,458 If I could just-- Sorry. 66 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:03,208 Kristin diable: ♪ listen close ♪ 67 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:05,083 ♪ it's time that I impart ♪ 68 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:06,167 ♪ these words of wisdom ♪ 69 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:09,208 ♪ on how playing is an art ♪ 70 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:12,292 ♪ you'll never ever lose ♪ 71 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:16,292 ♪ just follow my rules ♪ 72 00:03:16,292 --> 00:03:20,542 ♪ you'll have any man You choose ♪ 73 00:03:20,542 --> 00:03:23,917 ♪ when you follow the rules ♪ 74 00:03:23,917 --> 00:03:29,292 ♪ just follow The rules ♪ 75 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:35,000 I have to make a decision By friday morning. 76 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,542 All right. Have dean and sam come in 77 00:03:36,542 --> 00:03:38,667 Thursday morning And present to me 78 00:03:38,667 --> 00:03:41,708 Why it should be them Top get the accounts Supervising promotion, ok? 79 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:47,292 [video game explosions] 80 00:03:50,417 --> 00:03:51,875 What are you doing? 81 00:03:54,042 --> 00:03:55,167 Get the fuck out Of my chair. 82 00:03:58,042 --> 00:04:00,833 Of course. 83 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:04,667 Here you are. 84 00:04:04,667 --> 00:04:07,042 You won the battle, But you lost the war. 85 00:04:07,042 --> 00:04:08,958 Do you know my eye Twitches convulsively 86 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:11,458 Every time I hear You speak? 87 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:12,917 See, you got your chair, 88 00:04:12,917 --> 00:04:14,542 But you lost Your professionalism. 89 00:04:14,542 --> 00:04:16,208 "Why does it matter?" You ask. 90 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:17,708 I didn't. 91 00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:19,042 We make a great team, 92 00:04:19,042 --> 00:04:21,833 But your flaws prevent You from being a leader. 93 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:24,000 You lose your cool, And you get emotional. 94 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,792 It's why you should step Aside for this promotion. 95 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:30,583 What a self-serving Bunch of bullcrap. 96 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:33,458 Ahh. Another woman Who blames all of mankind 97 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:34,625 For her own poor judgment. 98 00:04:34,625 --> 00:04:36,208 Poor judgment? You and blair Are the ones 99 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:39,375 Tempting ben to fuck Half of chicago. 100 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:43,250 Hey. I sleep around, But I make no bones about it. 101 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,625 Ben showed you who he was, And you ignored him. 102 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:46,667 Fuck you! 103 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:48,875 Ok. All right. 104 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:50,375 Oh, my god. Is it pms time? I mean, really. 105 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:52,667 Excuse us Just one minute. 106 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:57,625 Please make out. Please make out. 107 00:04:57,625 --> 00:05:00,000 I need you to Go out with dean Wednesday night. 108 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,125 Yeah. Add that To a list of things That aren't gonna happen. 109 00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:06,542 Listen to me. Get him drunk, Keep hm out late, 110 00:05:06,542 --> 00:05:08,083 Just wreck him. 111 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:09,792 I need him a mess Thursday morning. 112 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:10,875 I loathe him. 113 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:13,250 Of course you do. 114 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:16,458 Everybody does. 115 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:19,417 This is how We take him down. 116 00:05:19,417 --> 00:05:22,542 I can check on that For a second. 117 00:05:22,542 --> 00:05:24,750 So... 118 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:27,375 Drinks wednesday? 119 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:28,250 Bootleg at 8:00. 120 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,250 Ben: hey. Can you Do me a favor? 121 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,583 What? 122 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:38,083 I need you to look After jenna for me. 123 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:40,042 What, like, spy On her? 124 00:05:40,042 --> 00:05:42,125 No, no. Just hang Out with her, 125 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:45,083 Make sure she's Not off fucking Somebody else. 126 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:48,583 While you're off Fucking someone else. 127 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:51,375 Ben, man, you can't Have it both ways. 128 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:52,458 Yeah, I know, And I am trying. 129 00:05:52,458 --> 00:05:53,750 I really am Working on that, 130 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:54,583 But, dude, I need You to help me Out right now. 131 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:57,792 Please. I can't Lose her. 132 00:05:57,792 --> 00:06:01,042 Fine. My price For clam damming 133 00:06:01,042 --> 00:06:05,333 Is courtside Bulls tickets. 134 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:06,458 Shake it. Do it. 135 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:07,833 Oh, you are such A fucker. 136 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:09,125 That's perfect. 137 00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:10,750 It works out great, too, Because for some reason, 138 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:12,708 She's already asked Me out for drinks On wednesday. 139 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:14,542 What?! What? 140 00:06:17,958 --> 00:06:20,083 Hey. Where you headed? 141 00:06:20,083 --> 00:06:21,292 I've got an 11:00. 142 00:06:21,292 --> 00:06:22,500 Have a minute? 143 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:23,875 Yeah. What's up? 144 00:06:23,875 --> 00:06:25,083 Merlin contract Negotiations-- 145 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:26,125 Are they still Giving you The run-around? 146 00:06:26,125 --> 00:06:27,250 Nope. I took Your advice. 147 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:28,458 When they threatened To bite, 148 00:06:28,458 --> 00:06:29,667 I bit back. 149 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:30,958 Should be wrapped up In the next few days, 150 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,958 And, jack, those forms I asked you to fax, 151 00:06:32,958 --> 00:06:34,750 They're still On my desk. 152 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:36,125 Listen. A client Gave me tickets 153 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:37,458 To a charity event On thursday. 154 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:38,292 Should be a bunch Of fat cats there 155 00:06:38,292 --> 00:06:40,000 I think we Could land. 156 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,333 If you're free, I thought we might-- 157 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:44,000 Absolutely. Let's go fat cat Hunting together. 158 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,625 Sounds good. I'll catch You later. 159 00:06:45,625 --> 00:06:48,458 Great. And, jack, Can you remember-- 160 00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:54,750 [bell tolling] 161 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:59,250 [french siren] 162 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:01,417 Why are you being So ridiculous? 163 00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:05,000 [french accent] Why are you being Such a dick? 164 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,500 [normal voice] Hi, sam. Fighting again. 165 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,083 What else is new? Hmm? Ha ha ha! One second. 166 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:11,167 Actually, I really Need-- 167 00:07:11,167 --> 00:07:12,667 If I have to go To one more brunch 168 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:15,125 With a group Of pseudointellectuals Spouting bullshit, 169 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:17,708 I will kill myself, And I will drag you Down with me. 170 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:21,833 Seriously, did any Of these people ever Have a job? 171 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:24,833 Sam, man, you are So lucky you are not In a relationship. 172 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:26,042 Actually, that's Part-- 173 00:07:26,042 --> 00:07:28,458 Are you saying you Don't respect What I do? 174 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:29,875 Hmm. 175 00:07:29,875 --> 00:07:30,708 Maybe we should Just talk later. 176 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:31,667 No, no. Now is A good time. 177 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:35,167 Hmm. Yeah. Go. 178 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:38,458 Tell me everything I'm missing. 179 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,417 I found a guy I can't stand. 180 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:42,583 Hmm. Congratulations. 181 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:43,375 I bet the sex Is great. 182 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:47,000 It's awesome. It's hot. 183 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,875 I hate him. 184 00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:51,000 My god, I miss Those days. 185 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:51,708 I think he's fucking Someone else. 186 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:54,042 So fuck back. 187 00:07:54,042 --> 00:07:55,250 What? 188 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:56,542 Rule number 113-- When everything is fucked, 189 00:07:56,542 --> 00:07:59,833 Fuck back. 190 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:02,750 [speaking french] 191 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,083 Huh? 192 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,708 [knock on door] 193 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:09,667 I have a question. 194 00:08:12,917 --> 00:08:16,625 Oh. Ok. 195 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:20,125 Lambshark: ♪ I'm reaching out for you ♪ 196 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,917 I don't know If it's right. 197 00:08:21,917 --> 00:08:27,250 Yeah. I don't Know either. 198 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:29,208 I could help. 199 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:33,375 I know. I was Thinking that. 200 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:36,667 Cool. 201 00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:38,875 ♪ I do it Just for you ♪ 202 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:40,333 Why are you here? 203 00:08:45,417 --> 00:08:48,875 I think I'm about To lose this big Promotion at work. 204 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,875 The guy who's Gonna get it 205 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:53,417 Is a real asshole. 206 00:08:53,417 --> 00:08:58,292 You're never gonna Be free while you're Working for somebody else. 207 00:08:58,292 --> 00:09:02,375 I mean, take My kombucha business, You know? 208 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,625 You have A kombucha business? 209 00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:08,042 Yeah. I was actually Thinking you could Come help this saturday 210 00:09:08,042 --> 00:09:09,208 If you want. 211 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:11,792 Cool. It's a lot of fun. 212 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:13,208 You'll like it. 213 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:23,167 Do you want to Make out? 214 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:35,875 Ok. It's not like sex Doesn't mean anything, ok? 215 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,375 It just doesn't Mean everything. 216 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,292 Hey. Hmm? 217 00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:51,000 How would you feel About some music? 218 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,375 I'm not In the mood. 219 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:58,042 Really? 220 00:09:58,042 --> 00:09:59,958 Even for, like, Opera or something? 221 00:09:59,958 --> 00:10:02,167 Yeah. I'm not In the mood. 222 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,667 Because I heard This really great song 223 00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:10,667 In my italian class The other week, and-- 224 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:11,208 Ok. 225 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:20,167 You're right. We need music. 226 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,292 Dude. Yo. 227 00:10:28,292 --> 00:10:29,000 I slept with megan. 228 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,500 She's hot for a girl. 229 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:33,667 What's the problem? 230 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,875 I just feel guilty Because I still have 231 00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:36,958 All these feelings for My ex-girlfriend beth, 232 00:10:36,958 --> 00:10:41,000 And it's just been This total mindfuck. 233 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,542 Can you help me out? 234 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:46,667 Yeah. I can Do that. 235 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,542 I can give you Some great advice. 236 00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:50,208 You know what You're gonna do? 237 00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:53,458 You'll go, "Oh, that's Pretty good advice," 238 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:55,250 And then You'll ignore it. 239 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:57,625 You'll do whatever You were gonna do In the first place, 240 00:10:57,625 --> 00:10:59,500 And a lot of people Are gonna get hurt. 241 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,792 You're gonna feel Really guilty. 242 00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:02,792 You're gonna cry, You're gonna call Your mom, 243 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,083 She's gonna cry, 244 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,500 And you're gonna Come back here, 245 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:10,208 Have a beer, And feel better. 246 00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:14,125 Oh. That's Pretty good advice. 247 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:22,917 Hey. 248 00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:25,708 I was going to text, But then I thought 249 00:11:25,708 --> 00:11:29,958 I would know everything I needed to when I saw Your reaction. 250 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:32,917 So what can You tell? 251 00:11:32,917 --> 00:11:37,042 You're excited And a little terrified. 252 00:11:37,042 --> 00:11:40,333 Look. Let me Make this easy. 253 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:44,000 Should I stay, Or should I go? 254 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,542 Ooh. Clash Reference. 255 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:49,708 Stay. 256 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:52,042 For the night? 257 00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:55,125 For starters. 258 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:05,042 Stop leering. It's creepy. 259 00:12:05,042 --> 00:12:07,000 No moping. It's weak. 260 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,667 [sighs] 261 00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:11,708 Definitely No sighing. It's pathetic. 262 00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:13,083 What's wrong? 263 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:14,792 I took your advice, And it worked. 264 00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:16,167 What's up?! 265 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:18,542 What's up is that now I feel terrible. 266 00:12:18,542 --> 00:12:20,167 You got bumps On your ding-ding? 267 00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:21,750 Did she have An adam's apple? 268 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:23,250 No. 269 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,542 Then what could Possibly be The problem? 270 00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:25,667 I still have feelings For my ex-girlfriend beth, 271 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:28,417 Which is causing me-- Whoa. Bup, bup. 272 00:12:28,417 --> 00:12:30,250 I can't. Not here. 273 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,167 You know who loves Emotional shit? 274 00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:33,542 Tyler. 275 00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:35,042 When you want to Start talking Like a guy again, 276 00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:37,958 We can pick this Back up, promise. 277 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,208 Now if you'll Excuse me, 278 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:41,375 I have to go Cock block half Of chicago. 279 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,208 Practice that, too. 280 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:50,625 Like, me and beth Were planning A life together. 281 00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:52,208 Then out of nowhere, She just breaks up With me, 282 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:54,583 So I don't know What to do with that, 283 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:58,250 And then I meet megan, And she's just, like, So cool, 284 00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,375 You know what I'm saying? 285 00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:00,625 Man, she's just Really great and funny, 286 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:04,458 But, like, why do I feel So bad about it then? 287 00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:06,667 I mean, it's not Cheating if you're Broken up, right? 288 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:09,083 That's like a whole Different other Emotional thing 289 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:12,000 That I'm dealing With and-- 290 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,583 I just feel really Conflicted, you know? 291 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:17,583 It's like where do I Go from where? 292 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:19,042 Thanks for talking to me About this. 293 00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:20,417 I feel like you Understand where I'm coming from, 294 00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:22,000 And it's Really helping me out. 295 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,708 Mina maudlin: ♪ but it's you Who held me tight ♪ 296 00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:28,708 ♪ when I was scared ♪ 297 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,458 ♪ but it's you ♪ 298 00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:37,333 ♪ it's just not right, It's just not fair ♪ 299 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:40,917 You know this is Illegal? 300 00:13:40,917 --> 00:13:41,333 Yeah? 301 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,667 So what are we Doing here exactly? 302 00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:17,125 [woman singing puccini's "Un bel dì vedremo" in italian] 303 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,208 The song from My italian class. 304 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,875 You want to paint me? 305 00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,208 What? 306 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:43,042 Oh. 307 00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:44,875 Or you could, uh-- 308 00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:48,083 You could sculpt me. 309 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,458 Like... 310 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,458 Clay. 311 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,042 See? 312 00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:59,250 No, thanks. 313 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:05,625 Can I ask you A question? 314 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,083 Sure. 315 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,625 Are you not Attracted to me? 316 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:14,000 Heh. What? 317 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,500 What are you Talking about? 318 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,375 Well... 319 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:22,083 The other night, You never called Me after, 320 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:25,833 And then I came over To your house, 321 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:29,625 And that blowtorch Girl was there, 322 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:33,000 And tonight, I thought we were Gonna make love, 323 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,917 But then we stopped Because I said The opera thing, 324 00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:40,375 Which I know is Weird. 325 00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:44,083 I guess I just don't Ask for weird things That often, and... 326 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,583 Maybe you should. 327 00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:49,500 What? 328 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,750 You wanted music, 329 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:56,792 And we did break My boom box, so... 330 00:15:56,792 --> 00:16:00,375 Here we are. 331 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:03,417 Jasmine ash: ♪ lay down ♪ 332 00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:06,250 ♪ beside me ♪ 333 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,750 ♪ though you know... ♪ 334 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,708 I'm sorry. 335 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,833 I can... 336 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:16,833 I can put Clothes on. 337 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,167 No. Wait. 338 00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:23,250 ♪ let them be Just out of grasp ♪ 339 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:28,333 ♪ will we find... ♪ 340 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:32,125 When you said... 341 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:35,208 Sculpt you... 342 00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:37,333 Did you mean Like this? 343 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,375 Yep. Something Like that. 344 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:48,125 Or like this? 345 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:54,167 Or like... 346 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,875 This? 347 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,250 I like that. 348 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:04,000 Huh. Doesn't seem To be holding its... 349 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,833 Ah! Now it is. 350 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:15,208 ♪ press on ♪ 351 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:18,167 ♪ through the distance ♪ 352 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:24,625 ♪ though the hurt Is far too deep ♪ 353 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:27,500 ♪ be strong ♪ 354 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,417 ♪ on the outside ♪ 355 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:36,458 ♪ for there are things you Cannot change ♪ 356 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:43,042 ♪ will we find ♪ 357 00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:51,042 ♪ to love is just to lie? ♪ 358 00:17:51,042 --> 00:17:54,667 ♪ what if you're not ♪ 359 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:59,167 ♪ who I want? ♪ 360 00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:06,542 ♪ will we find ♪ 361 00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:15,042 ♪ to love is just to lie? ♪ 362 00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:18,583 ♪ what if you're not ♪ 363 00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:26,708 ♪ who I want? ♪ 364 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:30,333 ♪ and what if I'm not ♪ 365 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:35,667 ♪ who you thought? ♪ 366 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,917 ♪ oh, oh ♪ 367 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:41,708 ♪ what if I'm not ♪ 368 00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:46,458 ♪ what if I'm not ♪ 369 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:51,000 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 370 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,833 ♪ what if I'm not ♪ 371 00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:57,083 ♪ what if I'm not ♪ 372 00:18:57,083 --> 00:19:02,833 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 373 00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,667 Dean: well, would you Look at the time? 374 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,833 We should probably Call it a night. 375 00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:33,333 Ah! We still have To take these shots. 376 00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,458 Fuck! 377 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,125 All right. 378 00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:38,125 Cheers! Cheers. 379 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:47,667 Have you ever played The 3-finger yes/no game? 380 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:48,500 What the fuck Is that? 381 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,708 Get 3 fingers, 3 questions, 382 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:52,292 All yes or no answers, 383 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,958 First thing that Comes to your mind. Go! 384 00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:56,375 Do you have a heart? 385 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:57,875 Yes, but barely. 386 00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:00,375 Do you masturbate? 387 00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:01,792 Yes. 388 00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:05,958 And I only think Of you. 389 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:09,042 Have you ever had Sex in your office? 390 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,042 No. 391 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,042 Want to get out Of here? 392 00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:14,708 [elevator dings] 393 00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:17,083 What's cool is that They gave me keys Last month. 394 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,375 ♪ awesome ♪ 395 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:19,542 Oh, my god. 396 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:21,583 Yeah. Here is it. Not too bad. 397 00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:22,750 Not bad at all. Not bad. 398 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,083 Looks good At nighttime. 399 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:26,458 So what I'm gonna do Is I just want to Check out 400 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,333 Some of the presentation Stuff for tomorrow, 401 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:29,250 Just get it out Of my mind. 402 00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,458 It will be awesome. 403 00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,708 Let's go over here. 404 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,583 Isn't this Sam's desk? 405 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:36,500 Yeah, it is, But we do, like, A sharing thing 406 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,042 Where I put some Of my stuff in her files, 407 00:20:39,042 --> 00:20:41,500 And this--yeah. It's-- 408 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,417 It's hot in here. 409 00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:46,292 Hot in here. That's very--wow. 410 00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:48,667 You look good in blue. That is crazy, 411 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:51,542 But what I'd love to do Is just check this out Real quick, 412 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,958 And if I could, I'm just gonna-- 413 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:55,125 You can sit there. It's fine. 414 00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,417 It's not a bad idea. 415 00:20:56,417 --> 00:20:59,167 Um...It is hot. 416 00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:01,292 You know what? I can get you some water. 417 00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:02,750 I'm gonna do this. I'll get it. 418 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,167 It's right over there. 419 00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:07,417 Oh, my god! That is a condom! Ha! 420 00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:08,875 You had it Right inside there. 421 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,125 Always be prepared. 422 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:13,042 "Always be prepared." You're so safe. 423 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:14,333 I love that About you. 424 00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:15,083 Oh, yeah. It's a neat thing. 425 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:17,833 Ok, ok. Let's do this. 426 00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:19,583 I see you clearly have Stuff you need to do. 427 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:20,792 You might be here For a while. 428 00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:22,000 There's keys in my desk, 429 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:22,917 There's doughnuts In the break room. 430 00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:24,208 You could do-- It's fine. 431 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,375 Oh! 432 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:26,500 You're not going Anywhere. 433 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,625 Well... 434 00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:32,583 So--oopsies. 435 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,250 Oopsies. 436 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,542 Yeah. This is A bad idea. 437 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,750 Oh, you're sweaty. 438 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,000 How about this? You're ben's girlfriend. 439 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,417 Not anymore. 440 00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:43,458 You're not technically In relationship anymore, 441 00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:44,958 But this could Get messy, 442 00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:46,125 And I don't want it To get messy. 443 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,958 Ben, sam. 444 00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:50,042 You know that Feels really good, 445 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,250 And we could just-- That's the thing. 446 00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:52,708 No, no, no. Ok. Wait, wait. Stop. 447 00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:56,875 Dean, I have known You for a very Long time, 448 00:21:56,875 --> 00:22:01,750 And you're not Gonna be able to Resist this all night. 449 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:02,875 Yeah. You're right. 450 00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:08,375 Samantha darnell: ♪ ba ba da ba da ♪ 451 00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:11,042 Ohh. Ha ha ha. 452 00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:12,583 Yeah. Let's clear This off. 453 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:13,708 Yes. Hold on, hold on. 454 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:17,125 Oh, boy. 455 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:20,083 ♪ I will build you up ♪ 456 00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:22,042 Yes. Yeah. 457 00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:24,583 Oh, yes. 458 00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:25,833 I've always wanted To fuck on somebody's desk. 459 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:28,417 Yes. Oh, yes! 460 00:22:28,417 --> 00:22:32,708 Oh, my god. I wish I was A camera person. 461 00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,250 Let's make some room, Make some room for this. 462 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:37,542 Make some room For this ass, yeah. 463 00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:40,917 Oh. Oh, yeah. 464 00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:42,833 Locale change. Ohh! 465 00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:44,500 Ok. 466 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,250 Oh, oh, yeah. 467 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:54,625 You feel amazing. 468 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,417 ♪ I will build you up ♪ 469 00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,458 Oh, my god. 470 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:02,167 Oh, fuck! Oh, my god! 471 00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:04,167 Yes. Keep this down. 472 00:23:04,167 --> 00:23:05,417 This is what Ben's got. 473 00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,292 Oh, my god! Ohh! 474 00:23:07,292 --> 00:23:11,500 Oh...My...God. Yes. 475 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,625 Wait. Oh, no. Ohh! 476 00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:25,750 Yep. This is it. I have to leave. 477 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:26,750 I'm gonna get going. 478 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:28,625 Yeah. Uh, don't-- Don't tell ben. 479 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:30,000 We can do this-- We'll catch up Another time. 480 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,167 I'll give you A call. 481 00:23:31,167 --> 00:23:31,542 I'm gonna just-- Dean. 482 00:23:31,542 --> 00:23:33,667 What? 483 00:23:33,667 --> 00:23:34,250 I have a really nice Bottle of veuve 484 00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:36,208 At my apartment, 485 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:40,125 And I'm still Really thirsty. 486 00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:42,875 I'm a bit parched. Yeah. 487 00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:44,625 I could do like a-- 488 00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:45,917 Come in and have One glass, right? 489 00:23:45,917 --> 00:23:48,708 Heh heh heh. Ohh. 490 00:23:49,958 --> 00:23:52,042 Dean: late night Last night? 491 00:23:52,042 --> 00:23:54,167 You look A little tired. 492 00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:54,958 Oh, this is my day. 493 00:23:54,958 --> 00:23:58,083 Please. Come on. Tell me. 494 00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:03,708 Ooh! God. You're such A fucking... 495 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,875 [cell phone ringing] 496 00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:08,333 [moans] 497 00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:10,542 I thought you said You fucked him up. 498 00:24:10,542 --> 00:24:12,375 I did. 499 00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:16,083 Up, down, sideways. 500 00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:17,958 Shit. He looks Better than ever. 501 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:19,042 Yeah? Yeah, yeah. 502 00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:20,125 Sounds good. 503 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,708 Give me a second. 504 00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:25,292 [sighs] 505 00:24:25,292 --> 00:24:26,542 Hell of an effort, kid. 506 00:24:26,542 --> 00:24:28,208 Come on. The dipshits Want to see us inside. 507 00:24:30,208 --> 00:24:30,875 I am not losing This. 508 00:24:30,875 --> 00:24:33,208 You've already lost. 509 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:48,542 Linda good: ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 510 00:24:48,542 --> 00:24:51,875 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 511 00:24:51,875 --> 00:24:53,542 ♪ there are stars, There are stars ♪ 512 00:24:53,542 --> 00:24:59,292 ♪ at the bottom of the sea ♪ 513 00:24:59,292 --> 00:25:01,333 ♪ there is you, there is me ♪ 514 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:06,125 ♪ in an endless dream ♪ 515 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:12,583 Sam: you really have No moral compass. 516 00:25:12,583 --> 00:25:13,875 What happens now? 517 00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:15,667 Game on. 518 00:25:15,667 --> 00:25:17,208 Probably shouldn't Take your pants off. Uh-uh. 519 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:18,417 Who should I be? 520 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,042 Sam: you don't have To put on a show. 521 00:25:20,042 --> 00:25:21,625 Follow your instincts. 522 00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:24,250 Which instincts are Pulling you right now? 523 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:26,208 I don't know Anything about you. 524 00:25:26,208 --> 00:25:28,000 We'll do this again, Though, right? 525 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,917 You always put her needs Before yours. 526 00:25:30,917 --> 00:25:33,250 You're strong for her. 527 00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:34,458 You're her knight. 528 00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:35,458 Why can't any Of my men Act like that?